If it fits…….

Jump to Comments

I have been wearing my ‘pregnant pants’ for a while. (no I am NOT pregnant, and yes, it’s that kind with the garters and everything)

It has been mostly sad. It’s not that I choose to wear them, it’s just that I have to wear them. The reason being, nothing else fits. *gloom*  I have become a fat ass.  My 26 inch waist bid me goodbye last year, along with the 34 inch hip. *woe*

If you’ve known me for a fair bit, you know I never really buy clothes. What I’ve had in highschool is still pretty much what I wear. (yes, I have not really grown much since, and no, I am not a midget) Not for lack of money or anything, clothes just isn’t really my thing. (because no matter what I have on, I am still naked underneath it all….) And yes, for the most part, I really don’t care if I look like Deedee Ramone with torn jeans and a faded black shirt. (along with the mussed up hair–if you like) But I do get all dressed up for work meetings IF I have to. IF.

Today I tried one of the Old* pairs on, and lo and behold! I buttoned it up, and zipped it all the way up with little effort at all!!!!

I hope I continue to slim down to my old size so I can hide the ‘pregnant pants’ until next year. (no I am not really on a diet, I just think about “The Secret” and imagine myself fitting into my clothes again)

0 Comments

Filed under ...