..sitting between two very sweaty men in a tightly packed jeepney on a hot afternoon is one of life’s ickiest experiences – and that my hormones can make it worse than it already is.
..listening to my dad talk about getting my sister a car when I have to ride the bus everyday is truly irritating, no matter how many times I hear it. I will never get over how he is so concerned about her taking the taxi and not be bothered in the tiniest bit, that I ride the bus everyday.
..that because of hormonal crap, the stuff I loved eating a couple of days ago, can taste like s**t. Even if it was a craving that I wanted to satiate.
..also, just because millions of people are starving and I feel guilty, doesn’t mean that I should force myself to finish my food.
..also, that if I force myself to eat something that my hormonal self absolutely loathes, my belly will force it back out of me and it is not a pretty sight.
going back to the lesson on sweat:
..guy sweat has some sort of permanence that refuses to be gone. It is like a fungus, that binds itself to your skin and makes it’s presence known. It likes to believe that the way it smells is how you should smell and it makes its way to your nostril to annoy you and make you feel nauseous.
..that the smell of re-used oil can be so pleasant when your body is so weird.
..that smiling at the meat guy will get you a fine chunk of beef.
..that sitting in the back of the bus when riding by yourself is a stupid thing to do.
..that when you are alone in the farthest corner of the bus a chinese guy will sit next to you so close that the conductor will think he is your boyfriend.
..that when some guy tries to look like your boyfriend you can give him the evil eye and he will be afraid and move to the seat that is six rows away.
..that when I come home before the Mister does, I will see that a new movie is showing but I can’t watch because he is not with me and he will feel bad if I watch without him.
..THAT IF ALL THIS HORMONAL CRAP KEEPS UP, I WILL BE INSANE BEFORE THE MONTH ENDS.
3 Comments
Friday, June 8, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Blimey! That’s one hell of a list. If it’s any consolation, I got so hormonal a couple of months ago that I forgot where my friend’s house was and I had to ring her up and tell her!
I hope it helps you to know that you are not the only one… but…
Things are smelling strange, you are liking and then not liking foods, some things are making you throw up… um… do you do this every month, if not, have you ever felt like this before?
Cheers
BC
Friday, June 8, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Wait a minute, that doesn’t make sense. I had to ring her up and tell her because I was supposed to be going round there for lunch and there was a whole bunch of us, each person had cooked a course and yes, I was late nd I was bringing the starter… oops.
Cheers
BC
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 1:56 pm
this happened in highschool once. I have weird hormones..or so my doctor says. But I have never really forgotten things like that..heehee..must’ve been a crazy experience for you! Chocolate helps though. Makes me happy!
I like french truffles best. 
speaking of which..I’ll go and have one..:D