I think I love her

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She likes watching sponge bob, quotes squidward too. She’s into pokemon characters, going as far as describing several characters and what they do. She sings. She prays before meals.

She loves her barbeque-smelling Barney the best. She hardly goes anywhere without it.

Pink is her favorite color. She hates it when someone else uses her pink mask and snorkel, but she won’t tell you. Instead, she will bury her face in your thigh and shed silent tears of protest, until she gets it back.

She likes to swim, but she will only jump off the boat if you’re in the water to catch her. She swims so well and she knows how to spit into her mask so it doesn’t fog. And if you tell her that you have a belly ache and you need to poop, she will tell you that you can poop in the ocean and feed your poop to the fish. All you have to do is swim away and remove your wetsuit. She makes it sound so simple.

She spent hours looking for pretty shells, was disappointed to find only one, and yet she proudly presented her find to her much loved Nanay.

She will gladly share her double oreos with you, and will politely ask for some of your chips. But if you eat a lot of chips she will tell you that you shouldn’t eat so much, because then you’ll get fat and you will need exercise.

If you take her photo, she will pose for you, she will give you her funny smile in the hopes of infecting you with joy.

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