Wake Up Call

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Went to bed early last night with dead arms and aching hips. (and yes, I am only twenty seven, I cannot even begin to imagine the aches of being thirty.) I have got to feel better about being in my twenties.

I slept soundly. I had dreams that I can’t remember.

This morning I woke up to extremely loud gas coming out of my behind. I was clueless until the presence made itself known and sent me scurrying out of bed and out of the bedroom.

My own fart woke me up.

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